First off, I shall apologize up front in case I ramble or make no sense... or my spelling is beyond atrocious even with spell check...it shouldn't be... but... one never knows.
I'm a wee bit tired, you see. Today was supposed to be my day off so I was up a bit late last night writing since I didn't have to get up too much before noon, and my plans for today, aside from an appointment at the bank, were strictly jewelry and sewing related.
Then...I awoke to the ringing of the phone and my managers voice asking my machine if I could possibly come in to work today... >.< Since things are slow and hours are less this time of year, I agreed. Extra pay is a good thing. I changed my appointment for Thursday without any problem, then headed into work. Now my jewelry and sewing plans are dead for the rest of the day since my eyeballs are so gritty and my eyelids are so heavy... and it's only six pm... I absolutely can NOT cave in and fall asleep until at least eight thirty... any earlier and I'll be awake an hour or so before I need to be and with a four thirty am wake up... you really don't want to be up any earlier then you absolutely need to be >.< I stopped on the walk home and got an extra large black coffee... aside from discovering that my usual three sugars is NOT enough for an extra large NON-decaf black coffee, it really didn't do much for me, but then..I've never known coffee to keep me awake.... espresso makes me bounce off walls when combined with caramel, chocolate, sugar and whipped cream in a to-die-for-latte... but regular coffee... nope. Nada. Despite that, I have a pot on anyhow to at least pretend it'll help me make it to a decent hour.
So... my plans for sharing some in progress or even completed jewelry/sewing shots tomorrow are not gonna happen. Instead, I decided I'd write a blog tonight and whine about being tired like the big wimp I am, then share some of my fiction with you :)
I hemmed and hawed over what to share... did I share some work from my Hunter's Prey series...? and if so... did I start at the beginning and share some of the background stories for the main characters... or jump right in and let you guys ask for more about whatever characters caught your attention..? Do I post bits and pieces then give a link to the rest of the story? .... Or do I make it an ongoing thing where each week I post a chapter and keep you hooked ? ;) I'm rather liking that last one, but in order to do that, I need to pick one, do a massive spell check / edit.. then depending on which one it is, perhaps a bit of a rewrite. If any of these ideas strike a chord with you guys, let me know and I'll consider it :)
In the mean time, I decided I'd post my shortest complete ( non R-rated ;) ) story. I'll need to warn you, however, that this was an experiment in character development that took on a life of it's own. A couple of the girls that were in our little writing group found these little questionnaires and decided it would be 'fun' if the 'characters' filled them out. Any one who writes, I suggest trying stuff like this...it's a great way to flesh out characters and get a good feel for who they are as people :) Anyhow, one day... after I believe an all nighter of chatting and generally goofing off with a bit of writing tossed in here and there, we struck upon the idea of writing little stories of the various characters being interviewed by some of our fans... which was fun to do. We hooked up over messenger, slipped into character and just WERE that character for the duration... which is REALLY fun for me because 90% of my characters are guys :D And a couple of them are real assholes or crazy and it is really a lot of fun to get to be an asshole or be crazy for an hour or so and not get crap over it :)
...okay..I'm rambling... anyhow, THAT idea... and two days of running on about three hours sleep and two or three pots of coffee and way too much sugar, lead me to deciding that I would write a series of stories about my characters FROM their point of view.
I did one.
Well okay...I did two on one of my female characters but neither got far. This one got finished :)
Before you go further, I write mostly a modern day mix of horror/fantasy/romance/action/comedy. My Hunter's Prey series is set in modern times and revolves around a company of 'monster hunters' called Chaos Incorporated ( or Chaos Inc.) lead by Lady Chaos. The cast contains a mix of witches, demons,elves, faeries,vampires, werewolves ( and other were animals), as well as humans and too many other types of critters to name.
During a bout of boredom, I added into the mix a spin off of the main series... with a team of dimension travelers... who are children of my main characters... just not from any match ups that occur in any of the stories up until that point.
Yeah, confusing, I know... trust me. It seemed like a fun idea at the time ;)
So that explained, I shall let one of these time/ dimension traveling characters of mine tell you about himself.. in his own words ( btw, he's a tad nuts and will probably ramble just like me :) For those who want to know what he looks like, I'll post up a picture I drew of him first, then add the story beneath. )
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A Sneeze of Fate
You
know those dreams you have.. those really weird disjointed things
that are nothing more then crazy bits and pieces of really weird shit
that in no way go together... that somehow do fit together and make
perfect sense in the dream itself?
That dream where you're
walking through a house that seems perfectly familiar but you know
you've never seen before, then you open a door looking for something
and instead find someone you know but don't know. The two of you are
sitting in a garden having tea out of fancy paper cups with two other
people you can't see but are absolutely familiar with and you feel
completely at home... Then the cat tells you your pants are on fire,
which makes no sense because you're not wearing pants... but you ARE
wearing pants and you're walking up and down these stairs that lead
in circles looking for the fire extinguisher and then you're on a
boat with a pirate who's teaching you how to shoot the canon and you
go to catch one of the canon balls as it rolls across the deck and
you're running down the middle of main street in nothing but your
underwear wondering where all the cars have gone...?
You
know... those kind of dreams...?
Well.. I could say that my
life is one of those. I could, but I won't. Because, while it IS true
in a weird twisted sort of way, it would be even MORE true... (and
weird and twisted ) to say that * I * am one of those
dreams.
Well... okay... not literally, because I'm not a
dream... I'm real. I think... but anyhow, like I was saying, I’m
just like those dreams.
I'm made up of all these crazy, insane
little bits that in no way fit or work together in any way that makes
sense... yet they all do and it does.
And so you have
me.
Dante.
Yeah yeah... I know what you're thinking.
You're sitting there, rolling your eyes as you read this and thinking
that I'm just another dumb fuck up of a kid who thinks he's different
from every one else and all that shit... That I think I'm the only
one who's ever felt this way because I'm weird; I'm different; I'm a
freak... I'm special...
Well.... I am.
Well.. not
the 'just another dumb fuck up of a kid ' part. I'm different. I AM
special. And yeah... I'm definitely weird and a freak, but hey..
that's just part of my charm !
So what makes me so fucking
special?
Well... Could just go with the fact that I'm half
Faerie and half Demon... but.. there ARE others like that out there.
Not many, true.. Faeries and Demons don't generally intermingle...
but .. eh.. shit happens.
Could go with my being royalty on
both sides of the family tree... dad's a Prince of two Fae Courts,
which means so am I... And mom's the daughter of the Demon Lord
Chaos... and gee.. I'm the only one of his bloodline who's come into
his full powers and stayed sane, which makes me his heir. Well
mostly... the 'stayed sane' part that is... some people find my
sanity a subject of debate...
So, my being a royal demonic
faerie and heir to a throne of hell makes me special right? Sure...
except granddad, the current Lord Chaos.. is also a demonic faerie,
so... the special part only goes so far...
Hey.. I'm also a
time and dimension traveler. Definitely not too many demonic faeries
princes running around the space time continuum, now are
there?
See... THAT'S my point. That's where I'm special; where
I'm truly a freak. I know for a fact, that there are no others like
me out there. Any where.
I bet I'll bump into a couple hundred
versions of you during my travels; same parents, different life
choices, slightly different you...
Not me though. I'm a Freak
of Fate. There are no other versions of me out there.
My
parents, while having done the nasty in quite a few worlds,
apparently, only hit pay dirt once. Only once did Fate sneeze at just
the wrong moment and 'oops'... there I was.
Me.
Dante
Macrory.
Son of Kay Macrory and Faal Dominic, aka Prince
Ellander Errin.
In damn near every other world I've come
across, mom's gone by the name Clarice LaHey, with the occasional
change to Clarice or Kay Mordant.. and in every world except mine,
she's also been Lady Chaos, the heir to the Chaos throne.
So
what happened that things went so screwy in my world?
Told you
... my theory... Fate sneezed. Well... one of them anyhow... or at
least one... Maybe the lot of them got the hiccups or
something.
Things followed the exact same path as at least
half the realms out there right up until my conception.... that's
when the shit hit the fan, apparently.
Fate sneezed or
hiccuped, that one little intruder made it past mom's defenses and
bam... there I was. Time to change the world.
Don't laugh. I'm
fucking serious over here!
Mom wasn't supposed to get knocked
up during her little fling with the fae, alright! She was supposed to
fade into a life long friendship with him while she got the hang of
her newly emerging demon powers really slowly and hook up with a few
bounty hunters to become a kick ass leader and take over the Chaos
Throne.... I've heard that in some worlds there's some prophecy about
her blood uniting the thrones or something like that... but
prophecies are a bitch to follow. Don't get me wrong, they can be a
fucking blast to watch... but to actually DO them... forget
it.
Anyhow... like I was saying, I wasn't supposed to
happen.
But I did.
And I... being me... completely
fucked everything up and made it much more interesting! And that was
before I was even born! See? Fucking special!!
Mom... being a
demonic faerie herself, had been born while her mother was under a
spell to conceal her faerie blood... and the spell fucked with moms
genes, so to say. So despite the fact that she was half faerie, she
never knew it. She grew up believing she was a human who happened to
have a demon for a dad. Just another demon half breed... nothing
special.
Then one day my Aunt Shada hit mom with a spell that
stole five years worth of her memories, kidnapped her daughter and
separated her from her hubbie. It also fucked with her suppressed
faerie blood, setting in motion a ticking time bomb which started
shit happening when she first came in contact with a full blooded
Fae... that would be dad.
Dad, although he didn't know it at
the time, was half faerie himself... a simple touch of his hand and
mom was hit by a power surge that triggered her demon blood and
turned her blue... the next fae brought forth her tail... and the
next brought forth her wings. Turns out that all three of those fae
had some faerie blood mixed in with their elven blood... Makes me
wonder what would've happened if she'd first stumbled across a full
blooded faerie. Oh well... I'm sure one of these days I'll find out.
It must have happened that way at least once out there
somewhere...
Gee... I'm off track... where was I... oh yeah.
So anyhow... that's what was SUPPOSED to happen... over the
course of twenty or thirty years, mom eventually came into the
majority of her power and gradually come to terms with her
demonself.
Note I said 'supposed to'... but it didn't...
because I changed it.
Mom met dad in the park and turned
blue... the two of them hooked up in search of a way to change her
back... became lovers... then I came along.
Being pregnant
with a fae child provided a much more massive power boost than any
old little hand holding could ever provide... only I was INSIDE ...
so the changes I started were inside...
Yeah I know... little
bastard... That's me.
So outwardly, mom's the same... still
blue hiding behind dad's glamours... normally it would've been a few
years before dad thought of an old friend and introduced her to the demon who would teach her to change on her
own, which lead to her meeting the next fae to change her outward
appearance... but ... yeah... ME again...
Mom started getting
her demon abilities coming through fast and furious.. and completely
uncontrollable. Thanks to me. Dad thought of his friend a lot sooner
and the time table was moved up. So now mom has a tail as well as
being blue, plus she has her powers going crazy and Brendan.. the
half demon, can only teach her so much... so he panics and calls for
help... At the same time, mom starts getting sick... big scary deal
for someone who's never been sick before... so she calls her mom...
who finds out about all the crazy stuff going on... who in turn
calls... you got it... granddad.
Normal route... mom doesn't
even meet 'Lord Chaos' until about thirty some odd years after she's
started coming into her powers... by then she's already Lady Chaos
and has her little company of monster hunters going strong and is
about to find herself neck deep in prophecy induced mayhem.
But
I changed that.
Thanks to me screwing with mom's powers... she
learned the truth about granddad a few months after first coming into
her powers... and because of the utter chaos ( pardon the pun) that
I’d created with her powers, he took her to Hell with him to help
get things under control and teach her himself. It was right around
here that she changed her name from LaHey, which was granddad's human
guise name.. to Macrory.. which is his real name... The change to
'Kay' came along later....
Dad still had no clue about me.
Once mom was safely in the care of grandad, dad decided there was
nothing more he could do... Well... okay, supposedly his friend,
Callum, dragged him off and kept him busy so he wouldn't worry too
much about mom... then he eventually moved on and that whole'
friendship' part kicked in.
And mom wasn't in any shape to
clue him in at the time. So dad went on his merry way, none the wiser
that he was about to become a father. It was for the best, trust me.
I shudder to think what might have happened if he'd known about me
back then.
By the time I was born, mom was well on her way to
having a handle on the whole demon thing. By the time I was two, mom
decided that Hell was just NOT the place to raise me... apparently I
was becoming a little terror.
Gee... go figure.
So she
packed up and headed topside, deciding to look up her old demon
friend Brendan and see about learning how to kick ass the bounty
hunter way. And things SORT of followed along with the general path
for a while... Mom worked with Bren for a while, then hooked up with
a vampire hunter named Jaguar Rockefellar... damn I miss that guy...
And then onto that fateful meeting with the MacDonnell brothers that
led to Chaos Inc.... of course, it didn't all happen the same way
since mom was way more in control of her shit, but the same chain
happened... sort of.
Word eventually got back to dad about me
and of course he just had to meet me. I was his only son of course...
his only child. By this time I was eight and already coming into my
demon powers.. much to everyone's dismay. Mom was beginning to
rethink the whole leaving me in Hell thing. Apparently taking me out
of Hell really didn't do much about curbing that 'little terror'
thing I had going on.
So... enter dad.
Dad is thrilled
to discover he's a dad. He wants to get to know me. Mom suggests he
take it slow. They argue. They fight. Mom kicks dad's ass. Dad's
friends step in...Fae friend gets a tad too close to mom triggering a
'growth spurt'.. Mom grows wings, thus ending her physical ascension
and, seeing as how I've already seen to it that she's reached her
full power ascension, bringing her into her full-demonhood.
The
power backwash at this, nailed dad big time... and wound up seriously
screwing with a spell that had apparently been laid on him when he
was hardly more then a kid.
Spell removed... the hard way...
it becomes known that dad is really the long lost Prince Ellander
Errin...And... seeing as how mom is out for the count recovering from
her ascension, Uncle Esthel, the Crown Prince of Ter Nah Nog, decides
it would be for the best if 'Ellander' and his son return to Court to
recover and get to know each other...
Oh yeah... wonderful
idea. Fabulous plan.
I had SUCH fun at Court, let me tell you.
I believe that even now, twenty two years later, the entire Elven
realm is still traumatized by their young prince's visit.
Needless
to say, there was no further debate over custody... two months later
I was back with mom who was still on the road to recovery but still
the more able parent where handling me was concerned.
Although
I bet she still has the odd giggle fit over the memory of the day dad
brought me home to her.
I was fifteen before I was allowed to
visit Court again for my Uncle's wedding.... and I'm still not
allowed back. Not that that stops me.
Oddly enough however,
I'm still welcome at my great grandfather's court.. but then... I've
always had a very strong connection to my Faerie side. Even if three
quarters of the Seelie Court have petitioned their king to have me
banished to the UnSeelie Court... but personally I think that has to
do with my demon blood and nothing at all to do with me... but I
could be wrong.
So anyhow... while dad was recovering from the
trauma of his brief stint at raising me and mom was enjoying her
bounty hunting days, building her contacts and connections with the
paranormal world as well as the mortal world, I was busy learning all
about bounty hunting and fighting and all the various monsters out
there, as well as all about weapons. For those of you who think it
was a mistake to let a kid learn this stuff, trust me... it was a
needed balance; because at the same time, I was coming into both my
demon and faerie abilities. They continued to pop up gradually over
the years, but by the time I was twenty, there weren't many half
demons out there that I couldn't beat.
So I turned my
attention to the full demons instead.
Granddad was thrilled to
have me come live with him for a while. Seriously. We got along great
and he didn't bitch about the shit I got into. He'd give me the odd
talk about thinking ahead and learning to control my impulses...
usually after I killed someone or something I shouldn't have... but
all in all, we got a long great.
I came into my full powers
during my stay in Hell and Granddad named me his heir, then insisted
I start training for my full ascension. Apparently, it wasn't
normally the spontaneous thing it was with mom... or rather, it
wasn't supposed to be. It was normally a very important and almost
sacred thing that was formed into a rite of passage. First you
trained until you felt you were ready, then you faced a series of
grueling tests... then , assuming you survived the training and the
tests... you underwent the ritual that either ended with you being
brought into your full demonhood... or you died.
I got
distracted during my training and went topside off and on, winding up
meeting an other dimensional half sister of mine who enticed me into
joining her in her travels. So for a few years I alternately
dimension hopped with Lain and trained for my 'coming of age' deal...
and basically just had a shit load of fun.
Over the course of
that time, we picked up a few other 'travelers'... most of whom went
to work at the castle Lain called home or started up another 'team'
of travelers. But one stuck with us and the two of us became pretty
good friends. Of course, she was cute as hell which didn't hurt, but
I let myself get wrapped up by a stupid prophecy that completely
threw me.
Anyhow... during our little jaunts I figured enough
was enough and headed home to take my 'tests' and get the whole
'ascension' thing over with.
Yeah ... 'grueling' was an
understatement. But hey... I did it... I passed with flying colors. I
stepped up and 'Ascended'.
Now that was something else. Up
until that point, my physical abilities were somewhat limited... like
moms. I'd grown wings... demon wings but rather faerified versions of
them... and when I shifted my skin went dark and hard like scale...
plus I had a tail. But when I ascended... that went out the window. I
changed. I mean I completely changed.
Now when I shift... I'm
not a demonic looking human.... I'm not even a human looking demon. I
still have the wings and scales and tail... but I’m a good seven
feet tall if not taller and I'm not even remotely human looking. I'm
all claws, muscled scales and teeth.
And I'm hungry.
Now...
my culinary preferences have never been 'nice'. I've always liked my
steaks extra rare... but now... you don't even have to cut them off
the cow... I enjoy them still mooing... literally.
So... I
take it you're starting to agree with the whole 'I'm a special weird
freak' thing, now huh? Yeah... don't worry... it's something dad and
his side of the family still tend to have a hard time coming to terms
with... Of course... they all blame mom.
Mom... mom blames
granddad.
Granddad... granddad just thinks its all shits and
giggles.
So do I.
Like I said... we get along
great.
So.... anyhow....
Here I am.... the son of a
half faerie half elven long lost be-spelled prince... and a half
demon half faerie be-spelled bounty hunter... who also happens to be
the daughter of the half faerie half demon Demon Lord and a
be-spelled faerie of the old blood...
... bits and pieces that
shouldn't be together... but are.
Add in the fact that my
dad's dad, once he learned of me, spent a great deal of time and
effort trying to have me killed... as did several rivals to my
granddad's throne... and of course my Aunt Shada... Plus all of mom's
enemies...
... I mean, when you consider the odds... with all
those people out to kill me from the day I was born... I really
shouldn't have grown up at all. One of them should've gotten lucky
along the way and offed me.
.... but... nope. I grew up. And
came into my powers.
Which is another thing that shouldn't
have happened.
Ever since my granddad ascended, only the males
of the family have been strong enough to reach the potential to claim
their full powers... and those that survive the training and
tests.... go insane once they ascend.
Can't have crazy
royalty running around of course, which means they die. And all of
them trained a lot longer and harder than I did... and all of them
were older than me...
....but I made it.
Somehow, this
crazy little fucked up demonic faerie over came all of the massive
odds stacked against him, was born, grew up, ascended and LIVED.
All
because a Fate sneezed at the wrong time... the universe wound up
with ....
Me.
Dante Macrory.
Heir to the
Chaos Throne.
Booger of Fate...
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So, there you have it. Dante's life story as told by Dante ( through me :) ). I actually wrote this a couple years ago, and I DO keep meaning to try this again with some of my other characters, especially my main guy ( and the one I refer to as my alter ego) Graves ( no he's not mentioned in the story above... although Dante DOES end up marrying his daughter... ;) ). This is a different style of writing then I usually work, so anything else I share won't be first-person, or as 'jumpy' .. that's just the way Dante is :)
I hope those of you who read it enjoyed it :) If you're curious about what else I've written, here's my website
~ Skye